He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.A Captain said it was 50%-50%.A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."The room fell silent.God Bless the enlisted man.Super heroes don't wear capes, they wear Dog TagsThis one is compliments of lonewulfAn old prospector shuffled into the town of El-Indio, Texas, leading an old tired. When I arrived she explained that she had met with the young student, Janey Phillips, who had complained to the coach that she was experiencing the onset of cramps, just as she had the previous month. Coach Sanders talked to her privately about the possibility that achieving a female orgasm could provide relief for the young girl. After some greater explanation, the young athlete agreed to allow Coach Sanders to help her achieve at least one orgasm, and they had spent at least an hour on each of four days last month in the privacy of the coach's office while Coach Sanders buried her tongue in the soft wave of Janey Phillips blond bush. While those efforts had been remarkably successful in achieving their immediate goals, by which Janey achieved and enjoyed at least three orgasms each day, they were sadly ineffective in preventing or reducing the cramps that Janey experienced two days later. Even when Janey had offered to reciprocate with Coach Phillips, putting her young face against.
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